Due to the semi-obscure nature of this anime and the fact
that people have very mixed reactions to it, I proposed to the Pop Trends crew
to allow me to run this feature in order to spare the Supernatural fans the
trouble of watching it. Otaku K and Doctor Q have different opinions on it and
since I covered it in a previous post, we decided to recap this 22-episode
series.
The fact that I own it on DVD didn’t hurt my chances either.
Though if you want to follow us by watching, I think YouTube has the full
episodes.
So, let’s begin.
Jared says that the fight scenes in this episode are good.
My inner Padalecki fangirl believes your every word, sir.
We begin with a screenshot of a creepy green eye over a full
moon, with your token suburban house on a street. Don’t forget the ominous
violin music in the background.Inside the house, we have a sexy girl tied to a chair. She’s
dressed in a transparent baby doll and panties and is crying while a highly
disturbed man sharpens a paring knife. He tells her he’s going to kill her
because she rejected him
Wow. A minute into the show and already it's kinkier than
the live one.
The girl tells him that she doesn’t know him. In a plot
twist, he tells us that he’s her husband and proceeds to carve her up,
releasing copious amounts of blood that transitions into the Supernatural logo.
Um, Good intro, I guess.
Its morning now and the best character ever in this show
makes its debut. Ladies and gents, the Impala has arrived with the cast.
Awww, Yeah! |
And the first thing I pick up? Why the hell is Anime Dean
whistling happily while driving and wearing sunglasses? Was this a thing in the
show? Anyways, next to him is Anime Sam,
who is sleeping and having an ominous plot device in his head in the form of a
flashback of when he was a baby.
We see what I assume is the Yellow Eyed Demon. Sure, let's
go with that. But boy he looks...not scary. Sam also sees a burning woman in
his flash-dream screaming for him and someone shooting some critters of sorts,
but this is irrelevant because he wakes up and Anime Dean receives him with the
line:
"Wakey wakey, Sunshine!"
Wait, what? Who wrote Dean’s lines?
Let's take a minute to address a pet peeve of mine in this
show. Why it is that English version of Sam Winchester is voiced by Jared
Padalecki and yet sounds off? The characters physically resemble each other but
Sam sounds like his voice is too big for his anime body. Is it me? I think it
is.
Back to the plot, Anime Dean conveniently fills us in that
they're heading to Missouri,
because they heard of sexy nightie girl’s murder. Sam whines that they should
be looking for their missing dad but Dean insists on solving this case first
because that's what dad would do.
Once in Missouri,
the boys do their trademark fake feds bit at a police station to get some info.
I’ll give the animation team accuracy points for putting Sam in his token fake
fed trench coat but I'll take style points for sticking Dean in that ugly-ass
jacket. Speaking of accuracy, Dean has black hair now and they both have brown
eyes. Deal with it.
We feel the same way about that jacket, Sam. |
They're looking for a Detective Boyle in order to inquire to
him about the murder but Dean immediately spots a hot girl and stares at her
like a creepy uncle in a birthday party and they immediately find out in true
cliché fashion that she is the detective. She takes them to see the
"Killer", who reveals as he cries that he found his sexy wife dead,
so apparently he's innocent. The boys look at the security tapes, because
that's a thing in the suburbs apparently and see him walk in the house the
night sexy girl was carved up. Sam thinks he's innocent and manages to spot a
single frame where the dude looks at the camera and his eyes look different.
They decide from this single frame that this thing is a doppelganger.
Sexy Detective Boyle takes them to the crime scene. While
she opens the door, anime Dean takes in every dimension of her butt. Seriously,
Dean? Are you going to tell us the exact circumference of it later?
No, Dean. Just no. |
Anyways,
she says she slices her finger open, even though in reality she paper cuts it,
but it gives Dean the perfect opportunity to hit on her. Sam puts a stop to it
and we as an audience thank him for doing so. Remember this part kids, it's
going to come in handy later.
The boys discover that Boyle was friends with the dead girl.
Of course, as she explains this, anime Dean decides this is yet another
opportunity to hit on her. Meanwhile, Sam makes the observation that there are
no traces of spirits so whatever it is can’t be a spirit. While Dean still hits
on the detective, Sam opens a window and finds a pretty big trail of blood
leading to the sewers. How the actual police missed this trail is beyond me.
Not only is it huge, but it starts at a window, drags down a white wall and
ends pooling at a sewer. Sam lies and says he saw nothing and for some reason,
everyone believes him.
Now the boys are trudging down the sewers. True to the
actual show, Sam bitches about how he's not so sure about rock salt bullets in
his gun but Dean helpfully educates us that real bullets won't kill a spirit
which is an awesome thing to know if you haven’t seen the live show and
probably the smartest thing Dean has uttered so far.
Wait, didn't Sam state that it wasn't a spirit as they
checked the crime scene? I'm confused now.
The boys hear a noise and almost shoot a rat in surprise.
Dean jokes about how he almost shot it, but there's someone behind Dean! Sam
helpfully points this out instead of shooting it. Turns out it’s the girl’s
husband, who proceeds to one-shot Dean with a crowbar and moves very quickly to
try to take down Sam.
Let's take a moment to point out that Sam, hunter wingman
extraordinaire, actually faces the creature which actually stops and remains
completely still for about a minute.
And Sam does absolutely nothing.
Except point both, his flashlight and gun at it.
WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOOTING?! |
The thing jumps up into the pipes and of course, proceeds to
knock out Sam too. Way to go, Sam.
Sam wakes up only to find out that he's tied to a pipe and
dangling over a pit. Of course, the first words he hears are from Dean, who's
not tied up and is looking at him while standing on the edge of the pit.
"Wakey wakey, Sunshine."
Kill me now please.
To his credit, Sam immediately realizes this Dean is a fake.
Fake Dean proceeds to read Sam's mind and educates us on the fact that real Dean
is messed up in the head too. I’ll admit, it’s nice for the show to give us
some background on Dean, especially since all we’ve seen him do is hit on the
detective. Fake Dean tells us that the real one is actually lonely since their dad
straight up abandoned him and that he thinks Sam was having it easy in college
while he hunted monsters. For those who haven't seen the live show, this is
actually good. It gives you a little perspective on the boys.
Of course, Mr. Monster then proceeds to leave Sam dangling
over the pit and says he's going to show Detective Boyle a good time.
Yes, fake Dean is a pervert too, people.
In a futile attempt to get free, Sam struggles against his
ropes and dislodges a rock from the wall of the pit. The rock comically falls
down and hits real Dean, who wakes up from this rock and is dangling in a
similar manner to Sam right below him.
Yes, a rock to the head brings you back from unconsciousness in
the Supernatural anime. Winchesters, everybody!!
While Dean pulls a lighter from his pocket and burns the
ropes off in true anime style. Sam immediately fills real Dean on the dastardly
plot of what he now knows is a shape shifter (didn't he know this before at the
police station?) which basically consists of showing Detective Boyle a good
time.
As this happens, the shape shifter decides that apparently
Dean isn't a good skin for it (can we blame it?) and we are treated to the
monster inflating like a balloon then deflating like one, followed by creepy
green fingers sprouting from his chest and proceeds to shed the skin. We see
its true form, a green creepy Slenderman-like thing with the worst collagen
injection ever.
GAH! |
Back at the pit, Dean finally burns the ropes and in true
anime style, grabs a rope before he falls into the pit. He makes a quip about
Tarzan as he swings to a convenient hook and chain nearby and climbs out of the
pit. Clearly, Dean is the most resourceful hunter in this episode as all that
Sam does is cheer him on. Once free, the boys are in the impala where Sam
explains to us as he reads from daddy's journal that shape shifters have the
ability to change shape.
Stanford will miss your awesome reasoning skills, Sam.
Dean also proceeds to educate us that killing it will be a
snap, because unlike vampires and “things like that” all they need is to shoot
it with a silver bullet. Sure, let's go with that Dean. I hope that
"things like that" do not include werewolves.
They race to the detective's apartment. Which of course,
Dean visits alone. Once inside the apartment, Dean explains to her about shape
shifters. Obviously she doesn't believe him, but continues to speak to him as
she drinks a large beer.
The face of a drunken skeptic. |
She calls him out on his fake fed bit and points a gun at
him. Dean remembers that finger she paper cut earlier and notices it's
magically healed. See, I told you to pay attention! Realizing this girl is a
fake; Dean grabs dirt from a plant and tosses it at her face. Then in a move
only seen in anime and break dancing videos, he proceeds to do a spin kick
while using her coffee table for support, knocks the gun from her hand and
snatches it midair.
Because anime, that's why.
As he calls her out on her miraculously healed finger, a
SWAT team approaches and threatens to shoot up the apartment if Dean doesn't
come out in thirty seconds. He asks the shifter who he is and the fake girl
screams and jumps through the skylight and runs away, confusing the SWAT team
who just saw all that with a helicopter spotlight. They burst into the
apartment and Dean wonders what to do now.
Meanwhile, Sam runs up to the SWAT surrounded building, but
stays in an alleyway watching all this go down. A cop comes up behind him with
a gun but as he's going to surrender, he reveals himself to be Dean trying to
prank him. Understandably pissed, Sam takes the gun, as the SWAT team discovers
a bound, naked SWAT guy. How Dean managed to duct tape a guard and strip him in
30 seconds is beyond me, but let’s go with it. In the meantime, we see the
Impala racing away from the whole scene.
In the Impala, the boys are wondering if Boyle is okay and
what happened to the shape shifter. Dean says that they need to find both, her
and the monster and suggests trying to find the shifter's nesting area. Sam
complains that it will take forever but Dean shuts him up and says to look for
the nearest entrance to the sewers. Sam uses his magical laptop with worldwide
magical Wi-Fi to look for it, only to have Dean point a gun at him while he
drives the Impala.
Confused, Sam asks what's going on and they both proceed to
accuse each other of being the shape shifter. While Dean is still driving, in
the middle of a busy highway nonetheless, Sam attempts to disarm his brother.
They swerve, and a shot is fired, narrowly missing Sam's head. Dean expertly
drives the Impala against traffic, dodging vehicles and fighting off Sam
simultaneously. Of course, Sam drops the gun and gets kicked in the head by
Dean (who's still driving and dodging traffic, by the way). There's some blood
for good measure.
Sam plays possum while Dean taunts him and then he grabs the
gun and points it at Dean. They talk about how Dean doesn't believe Sam is the
real Sam, but in the meantime something more awesome happens.
Another Sam comes from out of nowhere and stands right in
the middle of the traffic filled interstate and shoots the oncoming Impala,
which brakes mere inches from this Sam that just miraculously appeared in the
middle of the interstate. Mind you, interstate Sam managed to shoot Impala Sam
straight between the eyes, effectively killing the shifter and scaring the crap
out of real Dean without getting hit by a semi.
I think this is the single most badass moment in all of
Supernatural history. Way to make up for not killing the monster earlier Sam.
Even interstate Sam cannot believe how badass he just was, as evidenced by his expression.
"Oh my God Dean, I can't believe I actually didn't get run over doing this crazy crap." |
The boys go back to the sewers, where Dean jokes about Sam
shooting himself while carrying Detective Boyle. She thanks them for saving her
life and asks about them being monster hunters. They reply it's the family
business, which is an awesome nod to the live show. Of course, Dean then
proceeds to hit on her one last time for good measure.
She declines and we are grateful for that. Cue credits.
Wait, what's this? A scene after the credits? The boys bid
farewell to Detective Boyle and she assures us the innocent people will be
released. All is well. Then she watches them as they drive away.
What did we learn in this episode?
- According to Sam, shape shifters have the ability to change shape.
- Anime Dean is an awesome break dancer and a notorious pervert.
- Shape shifters die with silver bullets.
Next Time on Supernatural the Anime: The boys almost hit a
girl with their car and decide to help her find her missing husband instead.
Also, Sam cries and Dean pervs up some more. But you already knew that.
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